a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

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hi charles lattuca III

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

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Smeg...

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the farmer let him out, and he found a road to cross!

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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