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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Title IX

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

WHAT????

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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