How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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Hitler and Jews become friends.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Life

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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