More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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I love you

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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New mission: refuse this mission

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

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