- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

What comes after 23? 24.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

A sober Irish individual.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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