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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Whats green? The color green.

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

whats green and slimy? green slim

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

womens rights

I have a horse.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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