A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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