- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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