"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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Jackass! I was one of the central leaders of the fucking "old" underworld network, while you just scraped together whoever was left when the shit hit the ceiling and called it all yours! And stop trying to flatter yourself, your methods are an insult to everyone that knows what methods you are using, and probably every fucking else, charm is one thing, acting like a total queerfag is another. Lets see what the money you claim I will be receiving will do for me, as your goddamn "experts" "followers" are the ones that sliced my fucking eyeball almost in half, and if you had no idea, eyes are pretty much like fucking raw egg inside, so its not much to do about it. Listen, I know your fucking "order", its not Scientology, and its not FUCKING NERONISM! IF YOU ARE GOING TO CALL IT FOR WHAT IT IS YOU DO THAT! MY NAME IS NERO, ITS NOT AN ALIAS, ITS NOT A NICKNAME NOR SOME FUCKING "CYBER IDENTITY" So you better make sure that money arrives soon enough, or I will reveal the name of your "order", the locations and whatever members I know to the public, and you know I do not fucking mean those worthless queers you sent or did not send to harass me. And you know I do not mean here on fucking horsehead network, Ill start a fucking torrent on the piratebay, and share every fucking secret left, and you can bet there will be nowhere for your "high and mighty" ass to hide. Listen, My name is Nero, your name is "Axel Knight" (Or so you claim, if I where you, I would be hiding in shame too!) SO HOW THE HELL DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE THAT YOUR "ORDER" IS SUPPOSEDLY CALLED THE ORDER OF NERO?

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What do you call an African American who flies a plane? A Pilot

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