Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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