- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

no really what are ur names?

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

my whole life!

feminine literature

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

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