- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

noah is a scrub jungle

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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