Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

snooki

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

9/11

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

no pun intended

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Tucker Rivera

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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