How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

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