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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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