- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

Life

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??