- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Error 37.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

knock knock!? . . No.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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