How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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a man walks into a bar and it hurts

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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