If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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Roses are red, Potatoes are yellow, ERMAHHHGERDDD PERRDERRRDERRR

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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