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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

A paralysed man falls over.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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