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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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