- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Long joke Your such a downey

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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