- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

There is a dead guy on the road lying in a puddle of blood with a gunshot wound on his head. What happened? He died

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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