- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Hitler and Jews become friends.

What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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