- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

hi joshua

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

What do you say to a black man with AIDS? I hope you get medical help and find a cure for your illness.

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??