my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Adam Chebali has no life

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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