- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

The truth is he loves her!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

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