Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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knock knock There's no door

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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