- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

You know what's cool? Yep.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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