Guess what? Bananas

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Cheese

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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