- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

Uh, well I think of it as quirky and charming, odd weird, maybe unexpected, I could have looked it up but I am dying of lack of sleep here.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

What's your blood type? Red.

YES! EXACTLY!

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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