Women's rights.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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