Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Women's Rights.

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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