Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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darude- sandstorm

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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