Cum on guys....gay jokes are mean

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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if you can read this you dont' need glasses

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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