- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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