- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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