What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Stop Iran! We need the money.

A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

your mama so old, shes dead.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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