- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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