- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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