- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

What? Huh?

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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