- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Caramel Boing.

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

justin littleton being sucessful

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

what is orange? an orange

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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