- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

George Bush.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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How do you make a blonde fall off of a cliff? You push her off of the cliff.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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