- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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