A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Black people stink of shite!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Long joke Your such a downey

Your text.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Take wrong turns

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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