- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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