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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Ben Affleck

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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