- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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