Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Wigan.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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