Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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