Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Where's my tractor?

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Anti Joke

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