- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You slit it's throat.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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