How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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Anti Joke

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