Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

i like men but im not gay

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

roy g biv

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Heskey time.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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