- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

kesha is a virgin.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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