What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Obama lin Baden.

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What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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