- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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