- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What's round and orangey? An orange.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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