- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

girls basketball

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

2 + 2 = fish

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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