If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

kaite is dumb that is true

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

I like the color potato.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Blake wilkeys hair style

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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