How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Long joke Your such a downey

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Anti Joke

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