the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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Long joke Your such a downey

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Koalas mum is a slut

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