This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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I work at jcpenny

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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