Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

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homosexuals are gay

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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