why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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