- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Justin beiber's penis

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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