Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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ejaculation JLR

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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