Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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A man named Carl walks into a bar and sees another man named Ed who has purple skin and is holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other. Carl approaches Ed and asks, "Why is your skin purple and why are you holding a chinchilla in one hand and a policeman's helmet in the other?" Ed replies stating, "Well its actually a pretty funny story. I was sailing near cape cod and a saw a large whale jump out of the water, and that gave me a really good idea. So I sailed home immediately and wrote a very detailed novel about my days in Vietnam. The book was a success and I was able to make a large amount of money. However, unfortunately I became addicted to cocaine and wasted all of my money and had to live on the streets. Since then, I have cleaned up my act and am working again and have a house. I decided to treat myself to a night out and so I came here and painted myself purple. Then, I found this chinchilla and policeman's helmet on the floor and decided to hold onto it until I find the owner. Now that I think about it, that story isn't very funny. I apologize." Carl then accepted the apology and the two had a drink together and are still good friends today.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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