Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

women's rights, lol

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Cripples are lame.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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