One, two, three, four and five

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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haha black people :D

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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