- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What would Steve Jobs be doing today if he were alive? Dying.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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