What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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you gay?

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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How you know when dislextic

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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There was a chicken. It squarked.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Knock knock knock OCD

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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