- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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