- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Title IX

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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