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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

why was the boy sad? because.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Gus's mom

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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