What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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