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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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