- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

I'm winning at Scrabble.

You bumder!

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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