what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

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Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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