- Anti Joke

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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