- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

wanna here a joke? you.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

What's two plus two? Window

Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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