- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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