- Anti Joke

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.