- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Whats funnier than 24.....25

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

What do you call a blonde on anti-joke? Fairly paranoid because of the typical blonde stereotype.

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