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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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