- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

world society

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

This is sparta No this is patrick

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

FUCK THE JEWS

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