Beka has AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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