How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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Women's Rights

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Anti Joke

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