Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

WNBA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Peas

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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