How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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im not black, im Joseph Kony

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Who is John Galt?

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A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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