Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

what's the difference between a duck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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