When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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So, a man walks into a doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, it hurts when I bent my arm like this." The doctor tells the man that it is simply a sprained muscle after thorough examination.

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Compton

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

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Anti Joke

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