- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

Take wrong turns

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

Black people stink of shite!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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