- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Whats worse than suicide? death

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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