Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Once upon of time there was 2 boys named Bucky and Thorn. They were best of friends and always came up with amusing adventures. So one day, during summer time before high school senior year, Bucky and Thorn went to go hiking on the mountain called Mt. Saint Lasik. It was the tallest mountain of the city. The city was called "The City of Dreams" because everyone had a dream that one day they will accomplish their goals. Well Bucky had a goal and his goal was to be the youngest to ever climb the mountain. However, Thorn was jealous because he as 11 toes. Since he can't hike they decided to go camping at Walala National Park. One day they saw a big huge bear named Pervus. Pervus told them that they were not allowed to be there. Thorn told Pervus to shut the hell up because he can't hike mountains. A girl came suddenly showed up. It was a girl named Sally. She was half black, white, Spanish, ad French, and she could sweet talk bears. Pervus said "Now it's time to boogey woogey woogey" and began dancing like a maniac. Police arrived. Officer Caleb Johnson was in the scene to investigate. "Where were you at the night of April 24th?" To which Bucky replied "To what do I owe pleasure of speaking?" Harry, his front door neighbor stole the cop car and drove off to New Guinea. God knows how or why Harry showed up. Coincidentally, Sally decided it was time to leave. Everyone left utterly confused. The End.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Reading the Terms and Conditions

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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hi mom

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Your life

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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Anti Joke

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