- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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