- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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