3 men are stranded on an island when they come across a brass lantern. The rub it and nothing happens. They all starve to death a day later.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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