- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

why was the boy crying he had cancer

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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